Sea Life Speaker Gifts

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Watching Sea Life.

Dolphin

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Jacques Cousteau.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Hey! Down in front!'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"