Sea Life Speaker Mugs

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Dolphin

Watching Sea Life.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Hey! Down in front!'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"