Sea Life Learner Mugs

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"I don't do windows."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

The sea 2050.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Jacques Cousteau.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Hey! Down in front!'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."