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"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

The sea 2050.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Watching Sea Life.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Hey! Down in front!'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'No tipping please.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."