Sea-life Appreciator T-Shirts

'Actually I'm not all that crazy about swimming.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I don't do windows."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Batman O' War

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Watching Sea Life.

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Shark food pyramid.

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.