Sea-life Appreciator T-Shirts

'Actually I'm not all that crazy about swimming.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I don't do windows."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Watching Sea Life.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Whale Piñata.

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'