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"I don't remember much about your father except that he was delicious."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

The Salmon Run

Dolphin friendly tuna

Pets.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

How Swordfish Are Born

Thug life on safari.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"No, son. Let him finish."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Making fun of Starfish.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"