Aquatic Life Appreciator T-Shirts

"I don't remember much about your father except that he was delicious."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Dolphin friendly tuna

The Salmon Run

"Scuba cow"

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Pets.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Thug life on safari.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"No, son. Let him finish."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Making fun of Starfish.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation