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Fish Workout

There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

"Sorry Bob, but Henry hugs four times better."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

How Swordfish Are Born

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Batman O' War

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Heads or tails?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."