Marine Life Appreciator Gifts

Fish Workout

There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

"Sorry Bob, but Henry hugs four times better."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"He was a sea rescue."

"Scuba cow"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"They're so like us."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"The unlucky lemming"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Heads or tails?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'