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'Oh my god, Larry, you gotta try this.'

"Don't listen. It's a red herring."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Pod-pod.

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

Walrus brushing its teeth.

'Why am I up here? How do expect your species to avoid extinction, if you don't evolve and adapt to walking on land?'

'Hi,I'm Stingray and this is my wife,Stingdoris.'

Hammerhead sharks enjoying widescreen TV

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

"Reverse Course! Mayday! Mayday!"

Punk fish

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've gotta swim a straight line.'

'Oh boy - Sushi!'

"No, you can't have the giant squid section unti I'm done with it."

'What SPF do you use?'

'Ok, ok, see that's what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Scuba cow"

"Second-smartest animals on the planet, but they don't know how to use the doorbell?"

"Don't make waves."

"Do something with your arms."

Weight Lifting Crab

"So I said 'Hey, not everybody likes jokes about shark-fin soup.' And? Oh, he apologized right away. Good! That was super-insensitive. No kidding! That's exactly what I said before I ate him."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"So you're those dolphins. We've been getting your mail!"

"If the truth be known there are a few of us that ought to be harpooned."

"I've never once had a good idea in the shower."