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"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

'I hate these school reunions.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"They're so like us."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shark food pyramid.

Lovers scuba diving

Jacques Cousteau.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'