Aquatic Life Lover Prints

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

'I hate these school reunions.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"They're so like us."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shark food pyramid.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"He chases submarines."

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'