Lover Of Aquatic Life T-Shirts

'I see the fish are running to spawn.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Sea Change.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'