Lover Of Aquatic Life Gifts

'I see the fish are running to spawn.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Stop Human Footing

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'