Sea Life Spectator Gifts

Watching Sea Life.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Heads or tails?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'