Sea Life Spectator T-Shirts

Watching Sea Life.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Heads or tails?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'