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"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Heads or tails?"

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"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

Life and Death

Watching Sea Life.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Shark food pyramid.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Hey! Down in front!'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

Sponge Blog

There's always a bigger fish.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"