Sea Life Observer Gifts

penguin fishing

'He said he'd get right back to me, but I'm not holding my breath.'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Sponge Blog

'Hey! Down in front!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Spoiler alert! This isn't going end well for either of us."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

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How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Heads or tails?"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Life and Death

Shark food pyramid.

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'No tipping please.'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'