Marine Life Observation Gifts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"The unlucky lemming"

'I blame global warming!'

"He was a sea rescue."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"They're so like us."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'