Marine Life Observation T-Shirts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I blame global warming!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"The unlucky lemming"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid