Aquatic Observer Gifts

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'It looks fishy to me.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Heads or tails?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Shark food pyramid.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"