Marine Observer Gifts

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Heads or tails?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Hey! Down in front!'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Bird feeder being used by vultures.