Marine Marvel Observer Gifts

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Tiny Visions

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Heads or tails?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

None O' Your Larks

'Wheeee...'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

Aquarium Distress Call.

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'

'It shrunk!'

'Why the glasses? Well, at my age, it's not so easy to see krill...'

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"