Marine Marvel Admirer Gifts

Moskva

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Scuba cow"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Subwoofer

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

A meeting on the pier

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Physics toy.

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."