Marine Marvel Admirer Gifts

Moskva

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Subwoofer

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A meeting on the pier

"I'll have a man overboard!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Physics toy.

Starfish doing the wave.

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One