Marine Mystery Admirer Gifts

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

The DaVinci Code

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You know too much,'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Scuba cow"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Subwoofer

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Elusive Shadow.

A meeting on the pier

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

Meet The Ghostwriter

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Starfish doing the wave.

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

The Octopuss.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'