Marine Animal Admirer Gifts

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Octopus

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"They're so like us."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Shark infested custard!

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

How Swordfish Are Born

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Watching Sea Life.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Making fun of Starfish.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."