Marine Wildlife Admirer Gifts

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"They're so like us."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Scuba cow"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

How Swordfish Are Born