Marine Animal Admirer Pillows

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Octopus

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Scuba cow"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Shark infested custard!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

How Swordfish Are Born

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Watching Sea Life.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Making fun of Starfish.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"