Sea Creature Admirer Pillows

Discovery.

'Something's wrong here.'

'I meant to warn you not to ask him for his John Hancock.'

Surfing octopus.

The F,B,I's high-budget witness protection program-issued disguises,

Octopus

"Granted, it is pretty, but to be honest, it's not what you would call practical. . ."

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

Horror

"He uses a silencer."

"You're going to be OK, Frank. Just remain clam."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

'Look, I'm not asking for a hand out, just a hand.'

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

"Why is it so wet?"

Shark infested custard!

'I hope they don't isolate me. They'll never believe I'm harmless.'

You might be too deep if...

'It's the aquarium...'

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'Noah, we have more than two barnacles...'

"Oh no, you read it right – the sign said matinée, but also, it's manatee."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Can we keep him?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"He was a sea rescue."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"They're so like us."

Leak in the fish tank.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.