Sea Monster Admirer Pillows

"A textbook landing..."

"You've still got thong in your teeth."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Here be dragons.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Scuba cow"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

Shark infested custard!

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Watching Sea Life.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."