Marine Mammal Admirer Pillows

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Shark Crossing

'As your lawyer, I hate to tell you, but apparently it was a breach of contract.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'I still don't get it. I can't see the likeness.'

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

Watching Sea Life.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"They're so like us."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"He was a sea rescue."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Shark infested custard!

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

A meeting on the pier

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Making fun of Starfish.

Rats deserting a sinking ship