Marine Mammal Appreciator Pillows

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Shark infested custard!

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Laboratory Retriever

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Say cheese!

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Rabbits picknick

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."