Sea Monster Enthusiast Pillows

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Fisherman and sea monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.

A Guest For Lunch

The Fisherman Who Got Caught

"Be quiet, Bernie, you'll scare the fish!"

8 Feet. 5 Tentacles.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Leak in the fish tank.

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"