Sea Monster Fans Pillows

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Bermuda Triangles

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Halloween Selfie

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Well, we got the grant."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'