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Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bermuda Triangles

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Neptune

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Halloween Selfie

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Well, we got the grant."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'