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"What are we?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Well, we got the grant."

Ghost Swing

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"She definitely has your neck bolts."

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

'It only takes a second to pick up a comb and make it look like you give a damn.'

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"I don't care what people say about my new tattoo. I like bunnies. They're tasty!"

"So what if you're a made man!!"

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Giant Monster in Bath

King Kongs first christmas

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Zombie pet tricks.

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.