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'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Official Fight Cards

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Zombie pet tricks.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'We were made for each other.'

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

Casting in the swamp.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"Well, we got the grant."