Monster Fans Prints

"What are we?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Well, we got the grant."

Ghost Swing

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

Check it out - it tell you if the people you bit were fit!

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"She definitely has your neck bolts."

"You're from Transylvania? Which part?"

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

'It only takes a second to pick up a comb and make it look like you give a damn.'

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"I don't care what people say about my new tattoo. I like bunnies. They're tasty!"

"So what if you're a made man!!"

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Zombie pet tricks.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.