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"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Freedom: Sea Monster

Giant Squid Attack

Tell the skipper the auditor is here.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bermuda Triangles

Lazy Octopus

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Zombie pet tricks.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."