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"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Freedom: Sea Monster

Giant Squid Attack

Tell the skipper the auditor is here.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bermuda Triangles

Lazy Octopus

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Well, we got the grant."