Underwater Observer Gifts

'Get lost!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Heads or tails?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Shark food pyramid.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"