Underwater Observer Gifts

'Get lost!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Heads or tails?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Shark food pyramid.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."