Offshore Observer Gifts

"One day, all this hidden wealth will be yours."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Panama Papers Scandal

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.