Offshore Observer Mugs

"One day, all this hidden wealth will be yours."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Panama Papers Scandal

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!