Offshoring Observer Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."