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And then I got mixed and shipped my job overseas.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"