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"My boss is always telling me what to do."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

'This doesn't look good.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.