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"Hey, shorty...quit pushing!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Rapunzcow

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Astronaut Selfie.

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

Space junk.

"I fancy tall men."

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Oculist.

Impractical Gardener.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Hurdles with Steps