Height Difference Observer T-Shirts

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Go Back to New York

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Impractical Gardener.

'It's for you.'

"I fancy tall men."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Hurdles with Steps

"Any questions?"

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

"I deal in truth, I leave facts to subordinates."

This is great, Ernie! Photoshopping pictures is a lot easier than dieting!

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

"Bottoms up."