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'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Man on stilts on a date.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Measuring a girl's height.

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field