Height Comparer Pillows

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Man on stilts on a date.

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Measuring a girl's height.

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.