Height Difference Aficionados Pillows

We never did see eye to eye on anything...

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

'It's for you.'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Ascent Attempt.

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).