Tallness Enthusiast Pillows

'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball...'

Fishing Tales

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Women don't simply believe everything we hear, you know.' - 'But that does not stop you repeating it.'

'Why are you people following me?'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"Fake."

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

Man on stilts on a date.

A Tale of the Sea

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Fisherman catches the Big Fish

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'You just grew three inches.'