Tallness Enthusiast Pillows

'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball...'

Fishing Tales

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

A Salmon Lie

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

'Why are you people following me?'

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

A Tale of the Sea

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"Fake."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Man on stilts on a date.

'Women don't simply believe everything we hear, you know.' - 'But that does not stop you repeating it.'

Fisherman catches the Big Fish

'Lord, don't let him get started on the ones that got away!'